Sorry, sorry, sorry

I'm terribly sorry for not writing since like forever. But don't worry. If you wait, it'll come!

Here's a quick recap of what has happened in my life since last time I wrote anything of interest:
- A visit to Tivoli (an amusement park in Copenhagen) with Anna
- Visiting Petra in Linköping, which included dinner with Jenny, Niclas, Smilla, Olof and some of their friends
- First class train ride to Linköping (again) to visit an old friend of mine and some of her friends.
- Beer and Whiskey festival in Stockholm (actually this hasn't happened yet, but it will in a matter of minutes, yay!)

So, stand by for more news and information from Jesper's house-o-fun!

So, you don't understand Danish?

Nobody does. Not even the Danes themselves. Have a look at this documentary:

An odyssey of smells

This morning I took a trip down Odour lane. My apartment smelled like my apartment. Leaving the apartment a smell of the Rødby-Puttgarden ferries greeted me in the stairwell. Then, on the ground floor, I felt a huge and nausiating smell of old cigarette smoke from J. Frick's apartment. When I reached the basement the horrible mixture of sweaty old man, old woman's perfume and alcohol came toward me. Then, finally, the garage had the same familiar smell of exhausts.

Sometimes, if I'm lucky, I'm treated the smell of newly baked cinnamon rolls from Pågen's bakery located not very far from my home. That smell makes my morning!

The amazing world of porn

Today I was utilizing the web in the normal way that I do. I search for things and most of the times I find what I'm looking for. Today I found something I was not looking for. While looking for an answer to a completely nerdy problem (event handling in Netscape) I accidentally clicked on a banner to the right of the main text. Low and behold, a popup window opened with links to "fetish porn". My eye caught the text Pregnant dog lovers and I just had to keep reading. I had no idea there were even fetishes like that. Then there were links to Pooping grannies, Crippled shemales and some other weird stuff. How specific does it get? I'm sure there are people that find older women extremely exciting. And I'm also sure there are people that like excrements. But the amount of people that get turned on by the combination must be practically non-existent. So why do they waste money to make that kind of porn?

Oh, and I'm sure I get like a million readers to this just because I use the word porn in the title. And I might even get one or two hits from people that like crippled shemales.

Mountaineering?

After a nice brunch at Systrar & Bröder yesterday me me and Anna went to Nimis. Nimis is a huge piece of art illegaly erected by Lars Vilks. It's almost like a playground. A very unsafe playground. But you are allowed to climb up the towers. It looks almost like a dump, but it's much cooler than that.

There's also a huge "book" called Arx that looks even more like junk. It's mostly rocks and cement and an occational random iron rod.

After climbing around Nimis and Arx a couple of hours we headed back for some home made apple pie and eldeflower juice. Great weather, great company... A great day!

Nerdalicious

This weekend I have been a nerd. Not intentionally, but my parents just bought a new computer, and so did my brother. And naturally, being the family computer genius, I was handed the work of installing them. So, right now I have four computers (another one is on its way) on and under my desk.